Cyberrunner League
Initiation Facility 13-Delta
Tucson, Arizona, Earth
March 17th 25XX
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struct group_info init_groups = { .usage = ATOMIC_INIT(2) };
int nblocks = (gidsetsize + NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK – 1) / NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK;
int i;
group_info = kmalloc(sizeof(*group_info) + nblocks*sizeof(gid_t *), GFP_USER);
if (!group_info)
return NULL;
group_info->ngroups = gidsetsize;
group_info->nblocks = nblocks;
atomic_set(&group_info->usage, 1);
if (gidsetsize <= NGROUPS_SMALL)
group_info->blocks[0] = group_info->small_block;
else {
for (i = 0; i < nblocks; i++)
{
gid_t *b;
b = (void *)__get_free_page(GFP_USER);
if (!b)
goto out_undo_partial_alloc;
group_info->blocks[i] = b;
}
}
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From: “Hello”
To: Dr. Beatrice Kersey
Subject: Hello
Hello.
You don’t know who I am, but I’m about to make you a very interesting offer.
Several centuries ago, at NASA, there was a group of scientists who came up with a game. It was a simple game, one begat from boredom and acting as a simple time-waster; they would take rovers on their downtime and race them like little RC cars.
Racing RC cars is fun, of course, but for some reason it only got more interesting when precious multi-million-dollar equipment was on the line and it was on very foreign extraterrestrial terrain. Something no backyard could provide, I suppose.
I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. Your great-great-great-great grandfather worked at NASA, after all, didn’t he? Probably would tell stories. And his descendants, of course, would replicate it. And they would tell stories.
Ah, but I’m rambling. Sorry. I’m not used to speaking directly with people.
Allow me to get right to the point. I’ve gotten in contact with some, shall we say, interested parties; their contact information is attached. If you ring them up, you’ll find them all ready to go. A corporation, a PMC, and a kid with brains far beyond his years and a surplus supply of scrap metal and motherboards. I’ve also got an stream channel to upload things to. In fact, I’m handing everything to you on a silver platter. Everything except transporation.
So, here’s the offer. You provide these machines with transportation back and forth across different planets, we record some matches and put them online.
You keep all the income. Every single cent.
Of course, seems like I don’t get anything out of it, does it?
Funny how that works. Oh well.
Let me know how it goes.
Ta.
From: Dr. Beatrice Kersey
To: “Hello”
Subject: Re: Hello
You really have some nerve, whoever you are. This “I’ll give you lots of free money!” e-mail thing is really old. But you’ve also got guts.
And, more interestingly, a complete lack of return information on your e-mail aside from the address itself–which doesn’t even appear to exist in any conventional way. So that rules out the possibility you’re some kid in California pretending to be from Nigeria.
Lucky for you, I’m a sucker for mysterious guys.
I’ll admit, I had my doubts. Then I decided to double-check the info you sent. Your quote-unquote “interested parties”. Imagine my surprise when they were genuinely excited and, well, actually all ready to go.
Then I set up a dummy bank account, just to play it safe, and tied it to your channel. Imagine my surprise when it actually filled up with cash amounts of money.
I’m going to be blunt. I don’t trust you. You’re contacting me out of nowhere with an anonymous name, an untrackable address, giving me a too-good-to-be-true offer that seems to be both good and true, and what’s setting off the alarm bells the most is how you’re admitting you don’t seem to be getting anything out of this.
I’m very interested in more, but I NEED to know your game. What ARE you getting out of this? And why’d you pick me?
Signed,
Dr. Kersey
From: “Hello”
To: Dr. Beatrice Kersey
Subject: Re: Re: Hello
Would you believe me if I said it was your winning smile?
From: Dr. Beatrice Kersey
To: “Hello”
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hello
Charming, but no.
Like I said, I want to know your game first. I’ve seen too many movies to trust the anonymous guy over the internet, no matter how beneficial he seems.
It’s always, like, an angry ex-boyfriend. Or a computer virus. Or some megalomaniacal across-the-world mastermind who wants some super-obscure chip that exists only an RC car.
So get straight with me, or I’m not gonna pursue this even further. I’m not THAT desperate for easy money.
Signed,
Dr. Kersey
From: “Hello”
To: Dr. Beatrice Kersey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello
I love it when a pretty girl is smart, too.
Yes, of course I am getting something out of this, but I’m in an especially unique position where
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And that’s really the crux of the matter. As you can see, nothing insidious is going on.
It’s just a tale of one humble little ol’ me trying to make things a bit more interesting.
Oh, by the way.
I’m going to corrupt this e-mail so you’re the only person who’ll be able to read it.
Let’s say I’m public-shy.
Ta.
From: Dr. Beatrice Kersey
To: “Hello”
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello
All right, I can respect that.
I’m in. You send me the robots, I’ll send them to space. Keep paying me, I’ll keep throwing them onto more planets.
Let’s see where we can go with this.
Signed,
Dr. Kersey
From: Dr. Beatrice Kersey
To: “Hello”
Subject: Re: Base Runner Specifications
Hey,
All right, so, I think we’ve got most of the details ironed out. We’re not going to be able to start a championship or even a grand prix, but I think we have enough for a league.
I looked over the logs of some of the original scientists who came up with the idea, talked with their descendants about what made this fun and what the most especially notable areas were. You were right, we’ve probably got a real winner here.
Of course, the biggest thing will probably be letting everyone be on the same page. If we go for too specific a framework, there’s a high chance people won’t be able to really be able to reach us. Or they get bored at how everything is functionally the same. If we go for too generic a framework, well, who knows what sorts of accidents will happen or things people will forget?
So, I think I’ve come up with a small list of things every competitor is going to need.
1: INS. Considering all of the hostile environments we’re going to be sending them to, we’re going to need an inertial navigation system to keep guiding consistent across all sorts of hostile and unknown terrain.
2: ZPE diffusor. Gravity is as harsh a mistress as ever, and if we’re going to be going at ludicrous speeds then gravity is going to rip even the most hardened chassis apart. We need a way to disperse all it.
3: Gyroscope/Accelerometer. Comes required for the INS, of course, measures speed and orientation…probably the closest robots can get to eardrums. Except, y’know, without the whole “ripping apart once you break the sound barrier” thing.
4: Let’s set a height limitation to about, oh, between 5′ to 7′? We go too big or too small, and they won’t be recognizeably humanoid. And people respond better to humanoid figures. It’s science. Brain science.
5: Weight limit…well, I guess this is more up in the air, isn’t it? I mean, PMCs are probably going to want a heavy, durable combat machine. And others will probably want something sleeker and lighter. Plus, the quality of the make definitely has something to do with it, since a big megacorp is probably going to have the means to make a lighter model than a small local company. I guess the weight limit for now is “whatever doesn’t make the space station break”. Which is about two tons, and pretty damn generous.
6: Fully functional, aware AI. None of that backdoor controller nonsense, no backseat driving. The frame has to be able to move of its own volition and formulate its own strategies.
7: Motor and motion calibration system. We’ll need to figure out a sort of sweet spot of standard for that; it’ll be too easy to just crank up the superhuman reflexes and it’s not fun to watch. Humanoid bodies need humanoid motions, we’re not racing ragdolls.
I’ll add more things as they pop to mind, but for right now I think these are pretty lenient guidelines.