A comic attempt.
May God forgive me for what I have wrought.
(UPDATE 11/02/09: Looks like xs.to deleted it. Sorry, all of those peeking in from THE FUTURE, this history is gone forever)
Every night I lay in bed, staring up at the ceiling, wondering exactly why my life is so shallow and why I never seem to go anywhere.
I mentally go over each option and then create a whole list, identifying each problem and its source, and what to do to fix it.
Then, in the morning, I forget it all and continue driving in the same old ruts.
This statement would be endearing if not for
irony
This line would be perfect if not for
?
This thought would be complete if not for
!
This sentence would be great if not for
no it wouldn’t
This phrase would be provoking if not for
…
This writing would be finished if not for
And I am fine.
;
And I am fine.